Las Vegas was treated to a hilarious night on Saturday as Kelly Clarkson took the stage for her Studio Sessions show at Caesars Palace.
Known for her powerhouse vocals, the singer also revealed she has a knack for storytelling, sharing a jaw-dropping and cheeky story from her past that had the audience roaring with laughter.
Clarkson casually mentioned a wardrobe moment mid-show, joking about her low-cut black catsuit with pirate sleeves and feathers.
What started as a small fashion observation quickly turned into a full-on comedy bit as she recalled an eyebrow-raising suggestion from her former manager.
Feisty Comeback Steals the Show
According to Clarkson, the manager once recommended she get a “boob job.”
Without missing a beat, she shot back: “Why don’t you get a d*** job?” The crowd went wild, applauding her quick wit and fearless humor.
The Texas-born singer explained that the entertainment industry can sometimes throw out bizarre suggestions, adding that she genuinely likes her “itty-bitty titties.”
On stage, Clarkson felt more like a stand-up comedian than a singer, with her audience hanging on every word.
Aging Gracefully and Calling Out the Industry
Clarkson didn’t stop at self-deprecating humor.
She compared some industry figures to the villains from The Hunger Games, earning cheers from the crowd.
She also reflected on the privilege of getting older, hinting at life lessons learned, possibly nodding to her late ex-husband Brandon Blackstock and their two children.
Her final punchline of the evening? “Do you, but don’t make me do you!”—a perfectly cheeky close to a night full of laughs.
Clarkson’s Past Jokes About Her Figure
This isn’t the first time Kelly has poked fun at her chest.
Back in 2020, she joked on Twitter about a The Voice poster that made her breasts look larger than reality, writing: “I feel like this is what I would look like with a boob job? I don’t know why my chest looks enormous in this pic, but thank you to the universe for this one ha!”
Transformation and Weight Loss Journey
Beyond the laughs, Clarkson’s fans have also admired her incredible physical transformation.
After hitting 203 pounds following her divorce and the birth of her two children, she has lost around 60 pounds, now hovering near 140 pounds.
Her transformation is a mix of lifestyle changes, discipline, and following medical advice.
Walking and Protein-Packed Meals Power the Progress
The singer attributes much of her fitness success to walking everywhere in her new New York City neighborhood—a major change from her Los Angeles days of driving everywhere.
Combined with a protein-heavy diet recommended by her doctor, Clarkson has managed to reshape her health routine while still enjoying life with her kids, River Rose and Remington Alexander.
Family Time Meets Fitness
Clarkson has cleverly merged fitness with family time.
She takes her children walking, enjoys trips to parks, ice cream outings, and even museum visits.
“Walking in the city is quite the workout,” she shared, adding that she’s also into infrared saunas and recently started cold plunges.
Prescription Aid Supports Health Goals
The singer also disclosed she takes a prescription weight-loss medication to help manage blood sugar and aid her diet, clarifying it is not what people often assume like Ozempic.
Clarkson emphasized that the medication is part of a broader approach including exercise, dietary changes, and lifestyle adjustments.
Staying True to Herself
Throughout it all, Clarkson remains unapologetically herself—funny, candid, and determined.
Whether she’s making her fans laugh on stage or sharing personal milestones about health and family, she continues to show that confidence, humor, and authenticity can coexist beautifully.