Sunderland celebrates derby victory with triumphant selfie while Newcastle suffers humiliating defeat at St James’ Park

Sunderland celebrates derby victory with triumphant selfie while Newcastle suffers humiliating defeat at St James’ Park

Sunderland celebrated in style after their victory over Newcastle, snapping a cheeky group selfie to mark the occasion.

Meanwhile, it was Newcastle who really should have been capturing memories—if only their performance had been worthy of a photo.

From start to finish, the Magpies were outplayed, outclassed, and out of ideas.

From Hubris to Humiliation

It wasn’t long ago that Newcastle fans and players had reason to smile, recalling a 3-0 FA Cup triumph with their own celebratory photos.

This time, however, there was nothing to cheer for.

The team arrived at the stadium only to be met with boos, and the pitch quickly became a stage for Sunderland’s dominance.

A motivational banner in the away dressing room urged, “Get Into Them,” but on the field, Newcastle struggled to “get into” anything.

Striker Nick Woltemade registered just one meaningful effort—and it turned out to be Sunderland’s match-winning goal, deflecting past Aaron Ramsdale barely a minute into the second half.

A Front Three That Failed to Fire

By the interval, the numbers told a brutal story.

Anthony Elanga, Anthony Gordon, and Woltemade combined for a string of wayward passes and lost possessions.

Elanga completed only five of fifteen passes to his own team, while Gordon and Woltemade each lost the ball four times.

Their contributions were underwhelming, their impact invisible.

Elanga, a £55million signing, remains goal-shy after 23 games without scoring.

One assist in that time hardly justifies his selection, and the early second-half moments confirmed what fans feared—confidence was missing.

When Jacob Murphy replaced him in the 59th minute, it wasn’t just a tactical change—it felt like an admission that the experiment had failed.

Tonali’s Decline and Tactical Misfires

It wasn’t just the forwards struggling. Sandro Tonali, once Newcastle’s midfield powerhouse, offered little in the way of control or creativity.

Sacrificing him may have seemed unthinkable a few weeks ago, but form dictated otherwise.

Across the pitch, the team’s tactical blueprint—sitting deep in a 4-5-1 and hitting on the break—failed miserably.

Even after substitutions, the attacking spark never appeared.

Newcastle ended the match with just two shots on target, both routine stops for Sunderland’s goalkeeper Robin Roefs.

Their expected goals (xG) of 0.26 represented the worst attacking output of the season, matched only by Sunderland’s modest 0.30.

A Performance Without Answers

Despite fielding a £169m front three and supplementing them with a £107m bench of Harvey Barnes, Jacob Murphy, and Yoane Wissa, Newcastle could not manufacture a single goal.

No composure, no class, and no quality could rescue a display that was, in every sense, a failure.

Sunderland, by contrast, did just enough to earn three points and a celebratory moment at the end.

For Newcastle, it was a harsh reminder that investment and reputation count for little without performance on the pitch.

Looking Ahead

With morale low and attacking confidence in tatters, Newcastle faces questions they can no longer ignore.

Howe will need to rethink his approach, revive his star performers, and find answers fast—because the fans, and the Premier League, will not wait.

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