Just when you think Ozzy Osbourne has done it all, he goes and sells his DNA. Yes, you read that right.
The Prince of Darkness has teamed up with Liquid Death to release a bizarre, hilarious, and slightly genius product—iced tea cans containing his actual saliva. And they sold out instantly.
DNA-Packed Iced Tea That Only Ozzy Could Pull Off
The limited-edition drink, called Infinite Ozzy, isn’t just your average can of iced tea.
It comes with a low-calorie brew, B vitamins, and, most importantly, trace amounts of Ozzy’s DNA.
That’s because each of the ten exclusive cans was personally sipped (and spat in, technically) by Ozzy himself before being sealed to preserve the, erm… essence.
Each can is also signed by the rocker, and fans were told they could “recycle” Ozzy forever—once cloning laws and technology catch up, of course.
The campaign’s tagline? “Ozzy Osbourne is 1 of 1.
But now you can clone him.” You can’t make this stuff up.
The Promo Video Is as Wild as You’d Expect
Naturally, this strange release came with a cheeky trailer.
In it, Ozzy—at 76 years old—is seen guzzling the tea, crushing the cans, and joking about being cloned.
A young version of Ozzy even shows up in a skit, rocking out at a kids’ birthday party before traumatizing them by “biting the head off” a toy bat. Pure Ozzy chaos.
“Clone Me, You B******s!” Ozzy Gives It His Blessing
Ozzy himself seems completely onboard with the weirdness. “Clone me, you b******s,” he said in a press release.
The company confirmed the limited stock—just ten cans—was sealed tight and quickly snapped up by hardcore fans and collectors alike.
While it may sound like satire, the whole thing is a clever fusion of Ozzy’s dark humor and Liquid Death’s offbeat branding.
As for the Farewell Show, Nerves Are Running High
Meanwhile, Ozzy isn’t just playing around with DNA—he’s also gearing up for what could be the final major performance of his career.
His farewell show, Back to the Beginning, is set for July 5 at Villa Park, and emotions are all over the place.
He’s expected to reunite with Black Sabbath bandmates Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward—for the first time in two decades.
But there’s still no clear answer on whether Ozzy will be standing, sitting, or riding across the stage in a mini Segway.
Iommi Admits It’s A Mix of “Excitement and Fear”
Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi recently spoke about the upcoming concert, describing it as both monumental and nerve-wracking.
“You’re used to Ozzy running around,” Iommi said.
“That won’t be happening. We don’t even know if he’ll be standing.”
Despite Ozzy’s ongoing physical issues, including chronic injuries and rehab, Iommi’s holding out hope that the moment will carry them through.
“Once we start playing, we’ll know we’re doing it.”
Ozzy Battles Confidence Demons Ahead of Big Night
Ozzy himself has opened up about the mental toll of the build-up.
In an interview with Sirius XM, he admitted his confidence is in the gutter and stage fright is hitting harder than ever.
“I’ll have died a death in my head before I even do my warmups,” he confessed.
“Sometimes I talk myself into blowing the gig.”
He’s not exactly sure how the performance will go—standing, sitting, or being wheeled onstage.
“If I’m in a throne, okay. If I’m in a movable f***ing cart, I don’t know,” he said.