Dave Portnoy is known for his no-holds-barred opinions, especially when it comes to celebrity fashion.

At the 2025 Grammys, he didn’t hold back as he rated the outfits of some major stars, starting with a sharp critique of Kanye West and his wife, Bianca Censori.

Kanye and Bianca’s Controversial Look

Kanye and Censori certainly turned heads on the red carpet, but not for the reasons most would expect.

Censori made a bold statement in a completely see-through nude mesh dress, going without underwear.

Portnoy didn’t shy away from voicing his disdain, tweeting, “I hate Kanye so much,” alongside a photo of the couple.

He followed up by asking when Kanye last made headlines for something other than his controversial behavior, stating, “When is the last time Kanye made headlines for his talent as opposed to just being a jack*** or shock value?”

Taylor Swift Gets the A+ Treatment

Moving on to more favorable opinions, Portnoy quickly shared his love for Taylor Swift’s red carpet look.

As a proud Swiftie, Portnoy gave her an “A+” for her stunning red dress.

In his typical style, he even joked about Swift’s possible involvement in the drama surrounding Kanye and Censori, saying, “I picture Taylor just snapping her fingers and the Grammy police whisking these 2 psychos away.”

Despite the playful jab, Portnoy was all praise for Swift’s impeccable fashion sense.

However, her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, wasn’t by her side, as he was in Louisiana preparing for the Super Bowl with the Kansas City Chiefs.

Sabrina Carpenter’s Blue Gown Steals the Show

Portnoy also made sure to acknowledge Sabrina Carpenter, awarding her another “A+” for her chic baby blue JW Anderson gown.

It’s clear that Portnoy wasn’t just out to criticize—he was also ready to give credit where it was due.

Wells Adams and Jaden Smith Face the Heat

Portnoy wasn’t as generous with everyone’s fashion choices.

He wasn’t a fan of Wells Adams’ red carpet look, specifically calling out the fake tie around his shoulder.

Portnoy tweeted, “The fake tie around the shoulder. It sucks. F.”

Jaden Smith, too, found himself on Portnoy’s list of fashion offenders.

Smith wore a model house on his head, and Portnoy didn’t hold back in his assessment: “They better not let this motherf****r take this off the entire night.”

Portnoy’s Focus Shifts to the Super Bowl

After the fashion frenzy, Portnoy is now preparing for the Super Bowl, where Barstool Sports will host a number of fan events in New Orleans.

As the Kansas City Chiefs look to make history with a third straight Super Bowl title, Portnoy is still reeling from his loss when the Chiefs defeated the Buffalo Bills, a team he had bet on.

Though Portnoy hasn’t yet picked a winner for the Super Bowl, one thing’s for sure—he’ll be sharing his opinions, no matter what.

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