For fans of Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat Farm, a visit to his countryside empire might sound like the perfect day out.
But if you’ve ever seen the queues snaking through the fields or read the online complaints about long waits for snacks and pricey pork pies, you might think twice.
One smart mum from Surrey, though, has figured out how to dodge the madness — and she’s shared her clever little trick with the rest of us.
The Backdoor Route to Clarkson’s Pub Experience
Meet Nat — a mum who recently made the journey to Clarkson’s famous Oxfordshire estate, home to the popular Diddly Squat Farm Shop and the newly opened Farmer’s Dog pub.
Like many others, she wanted to experience the buzz for herself, but not the headache that comes with it.
You know — standing around for hours just to get a pint or a packet of crisps.
Rather than getting stuck in the crowd, Nat found a charming alternative just a short drive away, and she took to social media to spill the beans.
Say Hello to “The Farmer’s Puppy” – Same Goodies, Less Fuss
While checking out the area, Nat stumbled upon a nearby farm shop called The Farmer’s Puppy.
Located in Burford, only 20 minutes from Clarkson’s main farm, this spot is basically Diddly Squat’s chilled-out twin.
According to Nat, it offers all the same produce — from cider and burgers to soaps and candles — minus the stampede of fans.
“We just walked in — no queue at all,” she said while showing picnic benches scattered across a scenic grassy patch.
“Everything they have at Diddly Squat, you’ll find here too.”
A Better Option for Families and Foodies
Nat went on to explain how she and her family enjoyed local fries, juicy burgers, cider, and Clarkson’s own beer — all without waiting in line.
She recommended that visitors start by checking out the original Diddly Squat site for a quick coffee and stroll, then head to The Farmer’s Puppy for actual lunch.
There’s plenty of space for kids to play, and you can still soak in those countryside vibes without sacrificing your whole day to queues.
She also mentioned garden games for the little ones, making it a win-win for both parents and fans of Clarkson’s Farm.
The Clarkson Craze Is Real – And So Are the Crowds
With the fourth season of Clarkson’s Farm now streaming on Amazon Prime, the popularity of the estate has exploded again.
Clarkson re-opened his barn-turned-shop in early March, just before the new series dropped, and fans came flooding in — some traveling from as far away as India and Spain.
Many visitors reported waiting hours just to buy a pint of Hawkstone, Clarkson’s personal beer brand.
Others were stunned by the high prices — think £7.20 for a pork pie, £6.80 for soap, and over £4 for a box of eggs.
And let’s not forget the complaints about food quality, like the dry £26 roast dinner that left TV personality Henry Southan unimpressed.
Clarkson’s Health Scare Behind the Scenes
While managing the hustle and bustle of his farm empire, Clarkson has also been dealing with some serious health issues.
In a recent column, he revealed that a trapped nerve in his back had made driving tough — especially in a bumpy Mercedes he likened to an airline called “Air Turbulent.”
He joked that switching to his partner Lisa’s Range Rover felt like crawling into the coziest bed after a red-eye flight.
That’s not all. During the filming of Clarkson’s Farm Season 4, he became increasingly unwell and ended up needing emergency surgery to keep his arteries open.
It’s a moment detailed in the new episodes and one that prompted him to take his health more seriously.
Medical MOTs and a Wake-Up Call
These days, Clarkson is keeping a closer eye on his wellbeing.
He goes through a thorough check-up every few years — and we’re talking intense.
The latest round included cardiovascular exams, liver function tests, ultrasounds, and an MRI scan.
Everything looked okay… until it came to the prostate test, which he hinted didn’t go quite as smoothly.
What’s Next for Clarkson and the Farm?
With Season 5 of Clarkson’s Farm now in production, the ex-Top Gear star doesn’t seem to be slowing down.
His latest venture, The Farmer’s Dog pub, is already creating buzz, and despite the hiccups, fans are still flocking to see what all the fuss is about.
But thanks to people like Nat, there’s now a savvy way to enjoy Clarkson’s world without the queues, the crowd stress, or paying over the odds for a pork pie.