A new online debate has taken Londoners by storm after scholar Saul Saka went viral with his quirky map of the city, marking what he called the “London Banana.”
According to Saka, anyone living inside this banana-shaped area can expect to enjoy the very best the capital has to offer—trendy cafes, leafy streets, celebrity neighbours, and a sense of safety that some claim is unmatched elsewhere.
Smug Locals Celebrate Their Slice of London
Residents in areas like Wimbledon, Kensington, and Primrose Hill have been quick to boast about their postcode perks.
In Wimbledon, locals spoke enthusiastically about green spaces, charming coffee shops, and the occasional A-list sighting.
Daniella Wilson, 56, who volunteers at a local charity shop, said: “It’s a great neighbourhood.
There’s so much to eat, drink, and enjoy, and Michael Caine lives nearby.”
Carmel Macmillan, 80, praised the village-like charm and friendly community, while Rita, 77, highlighted the convenience of having trendy restaurants and coffee spots just around the corner.
Many residents agreed that living in Wimbledon feels central yet relaxed—a rare combination in London.
Kensington Shines With Culture and Safety
Over in Kensington, near Holland Park, residents are equally proud.
Sharon Lecik, 74, originally from New York, said she feels far safer here than in her hometown, praising the parks, the multicultural vibe, and the neighbourhood’s general sense of community.
Jerome, 40, added that the luxurious houses inspire him, and the area feels secure compared to districts like Brixton or Croydon.
Other locals, like Sara Walker and Claire Palmer, highlighted parks, excellent schools, and green spaces as top reasons for choosing Kensington—even if the borough comes with a hefty price tag.
Kyle Van Der Watt, 35, from Germany, enjoys the European-style atmosphere and the friendliness of the people, noting that even walking his pug feels safe.
Camden’s Mixed Bag of Charm
Camden, meanwhile, offers a leafy escape combined with lively streets full of cafes and restaurants.
Residents of Primrose Hill and Belsize Park particularly praised the green spaces and sense of community.
Rob Haine, 69, said it’s perfect for dog owners, while Sue Kacey, 77, called it a “wonderful place” where she feels safe leaving her shopping unattended.
However, not everyone is convinced Camden fully deserves its spot in the banana.
Some pointed to crime, tourists, and high living costs as drawbacks.
Sophia, 65, noted that while some parts are lovely, others feel unsafe due to phone snatchers and homelessness.
The Downsides of Living in the Banana
Even in posh areas, not everything is perfect. In Kensington, Andrew, 79, and Claire Palmer highlighted that some residents are wealthy but socially distant, and that crime still occurs despite the perception of safety.
Rising property prices, occasional stabbings, and a sense of exclusivity mean that living in the London Banana can come with trade-offs.
The Bananas, Memes, and London Pride
Saka’s “London Banana” has now inspired memes, online debates, and even arguments about coffee prices.
While proud residents share the map with smug satisfaction, defenders of other neighbourhoods insist that life outside the banana can be just as vibrant—if perhaps less curated or Instagram-ready.
Whether you live inside the banana or outside it, the conversation highlights the diverse and sometimes contradictory ways Londoners view their city—from leafy lanes and celebrity neighbours to safety, affordability, and local culture.