Lisa Vanderpump never misses a chance to stir the pot — especially when she’s sitting across from Andy Cohen with a cocktail in hand.
On Thursday night, the beloved restauranteur and reality TV queen made a spicy return to Watch What Happens Live, and let’s just say… she didn’t hold back.
From calling out her former Vanderpump Rules cast members to shutting down rumors from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa was in peak LVP form — cheeky, sharp, and unapologetically savage.
The Queen of Bravo Remains Unfiltered
At 64, Lisa Vanderpump is still as quick-witted and fearless as ever.
With her husband Ken Todd, she’s built a mini empire of glamorous restaurants like SUR, Villa Blanca, and TomTom.
But let’s be real — it’s Vanderpump Rules that cemented her as Bravo royalty.
That show didn’t just serve cocktails — it launched the reality careers of names like Kristen Doute, Tom Sandoval, Stassi Schroeder, and Jax Taylor.
So when Lisa shows up on WWHL, fans know they’re in for some piping-hot Bravo gossip.
Scheana Shay’s Memoir? Lisa’s Not Impressed
During the episode, a viewer called in to ask about Scheana Shay’s upcoming memoir — specifically whether Lisa had been warned that she was going to be mentioned in it.
“Oh good Lord,” Lisa sighed, rolling her eyes.
“That’s probably just to sell the book, because she hasn’t got anything else to say.” The audience (and Andy) cackled in response.
Lisa didn’t stop there. She hinted that Scheana’s been talking trash, saying she only hears from Lisa when she needs something. Lisa’s clapback? “True dat, right?”
“I think the last time I needed her was when I invited her to my house for Teddy’s birthday.
So yes, that’s when I called her,” she added with a shrug.
Kyle Richards and That Almost-New Neighbor Drama
Later in the show, Andy brought up another juicy tidbit: Kyle Richards recently said on the RHOBH reunion that she nearly bought a house right across the street from Lisa.
Naturally, Lisa had thoughts.
“First thing I’d do? Put my house on the market,” she quipped.
“And my doorbell would say: ‘Goodbye, Kyle.’”
She even joked she’d install an electric fence — “to sort out that straight hair she’s got” — and train her swans to be on high-alert.
Lisa being Lisa, she didn’t stop the playful roasting there.
“She keeps coming up to me,” Lisa said. “Doesn’t she get the message? Sometimes I feel like she wants to sit on my lap!”
Andy clarified that Kyle didn’t actually end up buying the house, and Lisa shot back, “Because the offer wasn’t accepted — or so she says.
But as we’ve seen, she’s not always totally transparent.”
Apparently, the house in question used to belong to Channing Tatum, which prompted Lisa to joke about once dreaming of building a tunnel under the street to reach him.
“But he sold it,” she laughed.
Lisa Gets Candid About Jax Taylor’s Addiction Struggles
Things turned more serious when Lisa was asked about Jax Taylor and his recent admission of struggling with addiction.
“It’s very upsetting, the whole thing,” Lisa said somberly.
“I’ve always been supportive of him and Brittany as a couple, but this is serious.”
Lisa emphasized that true recovery isn’t just about going to rehab — “It’s about the work you’ve got to do afterward.”
“He’s got to distance himself from anyone still caught up in that lifestyle.
He really has to take it seriously,” she urged.
Always a Bravo Icon, Forever Unfiltered
Whether she’s offering heartfelt support or delivering scathing one-liners, Lisa Vanderpump continues to be one of Bravo’s most iconic personalities.
Her mix of sass, style, and sincerity keeps fans coming back for more — and if Thursday night’s appearance is any indication, she’s far from done dishing the drama.
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