When it comes to celebrity real estate, Amy Schumer’s Brooklyn townhouse stands out—not just for its jaw-dropping $14 million price tag but also for a charming little detail that hints at its famous owner.
Tucked above one of the fireplaces is a painting by Eric Roux-Fontaine, showcasing a stage scene—a subtle nod to Schumer’s career as a comedian and actress.
Classic Charm Meets Modern Luxury
This four-story gem in Brooklyn Heights dates all the way back to 1829 and perfectly blends classic Federal-style architecture with contemporary upgrades. Spanning over 5,500 square feet, the home boasts five bedrooms and three and a half bathrooms.
The interiors are a beautiful mix of restored historical features—like original dark marble fireplaces, hand-carved trims, and crown moldings—and modern comforts.
Step inside through elegant French doors and you’re greeted by two grand entertaining rooms flooded with natural light from 30 windows.
The kitchen is a standout space with exposed wooden beams, vintage wood cabinetry, and a marble-topped island featuring a custom 3-oven LaCanche range.
The wide-planked floors and blue-and-wood tones keep the cozy historic vibe alive while still feeling fresh and updated.
Cozy Corners and Outdoor Oasis
The house doesn’t stop impressing indoors.
There’s a wood-paneled library and bedroom complete with its own fireplace and custom cabinetry overlooking a serene backyard.
Outside, a wooden deck surrounded by wrought iron fencing leads to a private garden—perfect for relaxing or entertaining.
One of the home’s showpieces is the main bathroom, featuring a rustic marble bathtub right next to a mantel fireplace, all wrapped in vintage print wallpaper and classic green penny tiles.
The basement offers practical luxuries like a laundry room, gym, and a custom wine cellar.
Why Schumer is Saying Goodbye
Amy Schumer and her husband, chef Chris Fischer, bought the property in 2022 for $12.25 million.
Since then, they’ve made the home their own, even hiring architect Michael Van Valkenburgh to redesign the backyard—replacing a brick patio with turf to maximize space.
Despite the grandeur, Schumer admits the home felt too big for just the two of them and their son, Gene.
“This is a home that is just ready for more people,” she shared. But the move comes with a heavy heart as the family prepares to return to Manhattan.
“This neighborhood has been a dream to live in,” Schumer said.
“I feel very sad to leave. Will miss it so much and loved our 3 years here,” she added on Instagram.