The fallout from a viral livestream is now firmly in a courtroom.
Haley Kalil, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and influencer, is asking a judge to shut down a lawsuit filed by her ex-husband, former NFL lineman Matt Kalil, over comments she made about his anatomy that spread rapidly online.
From Internet Moment to Court Documents
Late last year, Matt Kalil launched an invasion of privacy lawsuit, claiming Haley’s remarks turned him into a punchline across the internet. Now, Haley is pushing back hard.
She has filed a formal motion asking the court to dismiss the case entirely, arguing that her words have been misrepresented and taken out of context.
The Comment That Sparked Everything
During a livestream in November 2025, Haley made a comment that instantly went viral, describing her ex-husband’s manhood as being the size of “two soda cans.”
The clip ricocheted across social media, becoming fodder for jokes, memes, and commentary far beyond her original audience.
Matt says that moment unleashed widespread ridicule and invaded his private life.
Haley says that’s not what happened at all.
Haley Says She Was Not Mocking Him
In legal filings obtained by TMZ, Haley insists she wasn’t making fun of Matt or trying to humiliate him.
Instead, she claims she was recounting her own lived experience and speaking honestly about a physical incompatibility that she says ultimately doomed their marriage.
According to her motion, Matt is “cherry-picking” her words to construct a misleading version of events that ignores the full context of what she said and why she said it.
A Marriage Framed as Anatomically Doomed
Haley’s lawyers describe the former couple’s relationship as loving but fundamentally strained by what they call an “unfortunate physical incompatibility.”
They argue that this issue made a normal sexual relationship impossible and played a central role in the collapse of the marriage.
In their view, Haley was sharing a truthful, autobiographical account of her own sexual trauma, not launching a public attack.
Why Haley Wants the Case Thrown Out
At the heart of her request is a simple argument: she says she cannot be sued for talking about her own life.
Her legal team claims the lawsuit is an attempt to punish a woman in the public eye for being candid about deeply personal experiences connected to a very public marriage.
They argue that civil liability should not apply when someone speaks honestly about trauma they personally endured.
Matt Kalil’s Lawyers Are Having None of It
Matt’s legal team has rejected Haley’s defense outright.
His attorney, Ryan Saba, dismissed the motion to throw out the case, accusing Haley of deliberately revealing private and intimate details for personal gain.
Saba says the motion doesn’t dispute the core issue: that Haley publicly disclosed confidential marital information that led to ridicule.
He maintains that spouses do not have the right to expose private sexual details after a marriage ends.
Claims of Harassment Spill Over to a New Marriage
The lawsuit also points to alleged collateral damage.
Matt claims the viral comments have deeply affected his current wife, Keilani Asmus, whom he married in the summer of 2024 after divorcing Haley in 2022.
According to the suit, Asmus has been targeted with a wave of disturbing social media messages referencing Matt’s anatomy.
Messages the Court Is Being Asked to Consider
Included in the filing are screenshots of messages allegedly sent to Asmus, some mocking, others explicitly sexual.
One message questions whether “there’s no way she can take two Coke cans,” while another crudely asks if it “hurts to walk.”
Matt claims the messages have grown more frequent and increasingly alarming over time.
Where the Case Stands Now
For now, the legal battle is at a standstill.
A judge is weighing Haley’s request to dismiss the lawsuit, while both sides remain entrenched in sharply different versions of the same viral moment.
Whether the court sees Haley’s comments as protected personal testimony or a violation of privacy will decide what happens next.
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